Wake me up in 2019.

terminallycheesy:

forfuturereferenceonly:

ohio-is4-lovers:

a christmas themed porn movie called “it’s beginning to look a lot like fistmas”

Really tumblr? A fucking “joke” about a religious holiday celebrated by billions in the world? It’s really disrespectful. Also glorification of porn? Not only it displays submissive/dominant interactions in sexual exchange, it also underrepresents asexual individuals. 

Looks like someone didn’t get any fistmas presents this year.

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

snapchatting:

dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

FUCK THIS POST

geekboots:

le-le-lestrade:

dhampirkhaleesi:

My mom used to write smutty Kirk/Spock fanfiction back in the 80’s so I’m like a second generation smut writer.

so you’re the next generation smut writer